Monday, May 23, 2011

Five of Japan's most hated jokes

Five of Japan's most hated
jokes (1)
Four surgeons were sitting together, talking about what they like for the person operation.
the first doctor, said: said: When you find the time to open their bodies, everything to do with the color code of
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doubt, one of the ask. The fourth doctor said because they did not heartless, no spine, and hips and head can be exchanged. Japan's most hated
five small jokes (2)
a person to the Japanese businessman called and said: The man called again, want to talk about Taro. The operator a bit annoyed, said: The five jokes hate (3)
a Japanese dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter a cup of lobster dish, the Japanese asked: How did you do with leftover shrimp shell? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! In China, used condom to sent to the factory, made of chewing gum, and then sold you to Japan. At this time, a taxi over the past, the Japanese shouted: Taxi into the airport parking lot, this time, but also a taxi over the past. meter! Japan! fast Wonderful! hopeless 啦! half plane suddenly flew out of oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their personal heroism went aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States and all! ! And then jump off! Aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, but the jump one! So the Germans to stand up, walk the aircraft hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! Followed suit and jumped down! Aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: No, or heavy, and must then jump one! Chinese, Japanese saw one, stood up and walked of the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came to firmly hold the hand of the Chinese people: a good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted out: Long live the People's Republic! ! Then one foot to kick the Japanese go! ! ......

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