Five of Japan's most hated
jokes (1)
Four surgeons were sitting together, talking about what they like for the person operation.
the first doctor, said: said: When you find the time to open their bodies, everything to do with the color code of
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doubt, one of the ask. The fourth doctor said because they did not heartless, no spine, and hips and head can be exchanged. Japan's most hated
five small jokes (2)
a person to the Japanese businessman called and said: The man called again, want to talk about Taro. The operator a bit annoyed, said: The five jokes hate (3)
a Japanese dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter a cup of lobster dish, the Japanese asked: How did you do with leftover shrimp shell? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! In China, used condom to sent to the factory, made of chewing gum, and then sold you to Japan. At this time, a taxi over the past, the Japanese shouted: Taxi into the airport parking lot, this time, but also a taxi over the past. meter! Japan! fast Wonderful! hopeless 啦! half plane suddenly flew out of oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their personal heroism went aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States and all! ! And then jump off! Aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, but the jump one! So the Germans to stand up, walk the aircraft hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! Followed suit and jumped down! Aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: No, or heavy, and must then jump one! Chinese, Japanese saw one, stood up and walked of the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came to firmly hold the hand of the Chinese people: a good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted out: Long live the People's Republic! ! Then one foot to kick the Japanese go! ! ......
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Recuperate at home
Careless feet to break today , and doctors insisted the bird to the hospital I stitches. stitches more uncomfortable .. ah .. I do not insist on not sew blanket .. call her and ran back for the next package . But Now the foot is really painful. all the pain out Ma .. now have to a person sitting at home and recuperate , and trouble. five months ago and sew a few needles at two days rest at home .. it is .. Helpless ah. then this foot injury and frustration in how long ah .. my god.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Laughter newbility; drunbility; shability turn 】 【 Application Tutorial
1, drunbility the root for the drunb, verbs, were loaded to force when the original intent of
: drunbing; past: drunbed; completion: have drunbed
listen: CCAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
CCAV and loaded to force in the dinner time, and it since since I have a TV in the loading force has been so many years.
2, drunbee: noun, loaded to force people who are loaded to force tend to listen
: Lin Chi-ling is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting.
Lin Chi-ling is a loading force people, but even like her dad, disgusting.
3, druber: noun, the loading force as a career, professional and loading force are
listen: Zhu is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
Zhu is forced to wear those loaded to force in his life, is a professional level.
4, drunby: adjective, loaded to force
listen: The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is metion.
you at the bus car using a mobile phone to play music is loaded to force, let alone metion the song is.
5, drunblization: noun, loading force of
listen: As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
As more and more Starbucks in China operations, and the people loading force of more and more serious.
6, drunblism: noun, loading force doctrine
listen: The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
loaded to force the movement originated in France in 1863, people seemingly very worship.
newbility
1, newbility root for the newby, adjective, intended for the 牛逼
listen: I think the song named You are my rose is the flower I am your very newby.
I think that first you are my rose I am your flower is very Niubi.
comparative: newber; the most advanced: newbest
listen: There is no newbest, only newber.
not the most 牛逼, only more Niubi.
2, newber: noun, 牛逼 people
listen: Wang Xiaobo is a newber, and Luo Yonghao is also a newber.
牛逼 Wang Xiaobo is a person who is the 牛逼 Luo Yonghao people.
3, newbable: adjective, can Niubi worth Niubi
listen: I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
I think the cup is worth 34E牛逼, you should be proud.
4, newbilization: noun, 牛逼 of
listen: The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
Niubi of white-collar workers is a global problem.
shability
1, shability root for the shaby, nouns, silly ~ ~ ~ force
listen: Jay thinks Cui Jian is a shaby, which turns out weeks is the real big shaby.
Jay that silly ~ ~ ~ Cui Jian is forced, the result is the real Dasha week ~ ~ ~ force.
2, shability, nouns, silly ~ ~ ~ force capacity
listen: The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
silly ~ ~ ~ you the ability to force the same as if the earthquake has destructive.
3, shabilization, nouns, silly ~ ~ ~ force of
listen: The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
CCAV national news led force of silly ~ ~ ~.
Homework:
a translation sentence
1, Japan's silly ~ ~ ~ to force the process has been completed, silly to force the ratio ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ force capacity silly are the first in the world.
2, Jiang's film is 牛逼, he is a 牛逼 people hope that China can 牛逼 of the film.
3, SARFT is a silly ~ ~ ~ to force the organization, but he considered himself the most Niubi.
4, loaded to force difficult, more difficult to be a pressing equipment, were forced to wear to make a difficult, but Zhu did.
Second, the words fill in the blank (the use of the word appeared in all the above)
1, The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
2, The picture of Edison and Gillian in bed is totally ________________.
3, Sister Lotus is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.
Third, divergent thinking exercises (for school students choose to do with spare capacity)
extended erbility, nengbility, lanbility, qiongbility other words
: drunbing; past: drunbed; completion: have drunbed
listen: CCAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
CCAV and loaded to force in the dinner time, and it since since I have a TV in the loading force has been so many years.
2, drunbee: noun, loaded to force people who are loaded to force tend to listen
: Lin Chi-ling is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting.
Lin Chi-ling is a loading force people, but even like her dad, disgusting.
3, druber: noun, the loading force as a career, professional and loading force are
listen: Zhu is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
Zhu is forced to wear those loaded to force in his life, is a professional level.
4, drunby: adjective, loaded to force
listen: The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is metion.
you at the bus car using a mobile phone to play music is loaded to force, let alone metion the song is.
5, drunblization: noun, loading force of
listen: As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
As more and more Starbucks in China operations, and the people loading force of more and more serious.
6, drunblism: noun, loading force doctrine
listen: The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
loaded to force the movement originated in France in 1863, people seemingly very worship.
newbility
1, newbility root for the newby, adjective, intended for the 牛逼
listen: I think the song named You are my rose is the flower I am your very newby.
I think that first you are my rose I am your flower is very Niubi.
comparative: newber; the most advanced: newbest
listen: There is no newbest, only newber.
not the most 牛逼, only more Niubi.
2, newber: noun, 牛逼 people
listen: Wang Xiaobo is a newber, and Luo Yonghao is also a newber.
牛逼 Wang Xiaobo is a person who is the 牛逼 Luo Yonghao people.
3, newbable: adjective, can Niubi worth Niubi
listen: I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
I think the cup is worth 34E牛逼, you should be proud.
4, newbilization: noun, 牛逼 of
listen: The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
Niubi of white-collar workers is a global problem.
shability
1, shability root for the shaby, nouns, silly ~ ~ ~ force
listen: Jay thinks Cui Jian is a shaby, which turns out weeks is the real big shaby.
Jay that silly ~ ~ ~ Cui Jian is forced, the result is the real Dasha week ~ ~ ~ force.
2, shability, nouns, silly ~ ~ ~ force capacity
listen: The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
silly ~ ~ ~ you the ability to force the same as if the earthquake has destructive.
3, shabilization, nouns, silly ~ ~ ~ force of
listen: The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
CCAV national news led force of silly ~ ~ ~.
Homework:
a translation sentence
1, Japan's silly ~ ~ ~ to force the process has been completed, silly to force the ratio ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ force capacity silly are the first in the world.
2, Jiang's film is 牛逼, he is a 牛逼 people hope that China can 牛逼 of the film.
3, SARFT is a silly ~ ~ ~ to force the organization, but he considered himself the most Niubi.
4, loaded to force difficult, more difficult to be a pressing equipment, were forced to wear to make a difficult, but Zhu did.
Second, the words fill in the blank (the use of the word appeared in all the above)
1, The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
2, The picture of Edison and Gillian in bed is totally ________________.
3, Sister Lotus is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.
Third, divergent thinking exercises (for school students choose to do with spare capacity)
extended erbility, nengbility, lanbility, qiongbility other words
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Philosophy of Life
give you a story, I hope you like this story and hope it will bring you good luck.
Once there was a bad-tempered boy. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him, every angry or quarrel with others, when the fence in the yard a nail. The first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. A few days later he learned to control his temper, nails hammered daily gradually reduced. He found his temper, in fact, easier than the multi-nail. Finally one day, he did not nail a nail, he was pleased the father told the story.
father said: Father took him to the edge of the fence, said to him: People like you and a fight and said some harsh words, you are left in his heart a wound, the same as the nail holes. No matter how you apologize, the wound is always there. You know, the physical wounds and the wounds of the soul as are difficult to restore. Your friend is your valuable property, they make you laugh, make you more brave. They are always ready to listen to your sadness. When you need them, they will support you, to open up to you. One day, when this letter when you return to your mailbox. You will find that you have a large circle of friends.
Finally, I say: If you always say too busy to forward this letter to go out, always said: So, do not look for excuses, look at this ancient Indian meditation to the story, then decide for your friends to do something, send this letter from the mass start. When you say: When you apologize when you look at each other's eyes.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. Do not give a person characterization. Spoke slowly, thinking of faster.
call when you smile, the other will feel it.
you see that? I silently bless you. *^_^*
Once there was a bad-tempered boy. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him, every angry or quarrel with others, when the fence in the yard a nail. The first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. A few days later he learned to control his temper, nails hammered daily gradually reduced. He found his temper, in fact, easier than the multi-nail. Finally one day, he did not nail a nail, he was pleased the father told the story.
father said: Father took him to the edge of the fence, said to him: People like you and a fight and said some harsh words, you are left in his heart a wound, the same as the nail holes. No matter how you apologize, the wound is always there. You know, the physical wounds and the wounds of the soul as are difficult to restore. Your friend is your valuable property, they make you laugh, make you more brave. They are always ready to listen to your sadness. When you need them, they will support you, to open up to you. One day, when this letter when you return to your mailbox. You will find that you have a large circle of friends.
Finally, I say: If you always say too busy to forward this letter to go out, always said: So, do not look for excuses, look at this ancient Indian meditation to the story, then decide for your friends to do something, send this letter from the mass start. When you say: When you apologize when you look at each other's eyes.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. Do not give a person characterization. Spoke slowly, thinking of faster.
call when you smile, the other will feel it.
you see that? I silently bless you. *^_^*
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Ten questions to calculate your spouse 's name
Ten questions to calculate your spouse's name
ten questions to calculate your spouse's name
1) write under the name of a heterosexual.
(2) What is your favorite red, black, blue, green, yellow. what color
(3) the first letter of your name.
(4) What month is your birthday ?
(5) What do you like black and white color?
(6) write a gay name.
(7) What is your favorite number.
(8) Do you like the United States: California or Florida?
(9) Do you like the lake or sea? ;
(10) promise a real desire.
did not finish before the Do not see the answer
answered the following a look
answer: ;
(1) you are deeply in love with this person.
(2) Red: You are a very alert person .
Black: You are conservative, but very conceited.
Green : you are very relaxed.
Blue: You also love a lot of people, you like the person you love love and kiss. ;
Yellow: You are a happy man.
(3) of your letter are:
AK: There are many in your life, love and friendship.
LR : Your love life is about to open.
SZ: Your love life is full of hope.
(4) If you were born in:
1-3 months, you're lucky, you'll fall in love with a man.
4-6 months, you have a great love. not very long, but very beautiful. ;
7-9 months, you will be good through the year, and great changes.
10 -12 months, your love is not good, but who eventually found.
(5) If you chose:
black, your life will change direction very well!!!
white, you have A friend is willing to do anything for you, you may not know.
(6) He is your best friend.
(7) This is your life, the number of close friends.
(8) Gary ~ ~ ~: You are an adventurous person.
Florida ~ ~ ~: You are a lazy people. ;
(9) If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal, and very conservative. ;
sea: you also love a lot of people, but also very much hope that the people you love happy.
(10) If you reprint this log, your wish will be implemented on the next birthday!!! Go Action!!!
ten questions to calculate your spouse's name
1) write under the name of a heterosexual.
(2) What is your favorite red, black, blue, green, yellow. what color
(3) the first letter of your name.
(4) What month is your birthday ?
(5) What do you like black and white color?
(6) write a gay name.
(7) What is your favorite number.
(8) Do you like the United States: California or Florida?
(9) Do you like the lake or sea? ;
(10) promise a real desire.
did not finish before the Do not see the answer
answered the following a look
answer: ;
(1) you are deeply in love with this person.
(2) Red: You are a very alert person .
Black: You are conservative, but very conceited.
Green : you are very relaxed.
Blue: You also love a lot of people, you like the person you love love and kiss. ;
Yellow: You are a happy man.
(3) of your letter are:
AK: There are many in your life, love and friendship.
LR : Your love life is about to open.
SZ: Your love life is full of hope.
(4) If you were born in:
1-3 months, you're lucky, you'll fall in love with a man.
4-6 months, you have a great love. not very long, but very beautiful. ;
7-9 months, you will be good through the year, and great changes.
10 -12 months, your love is not good, but who eventually found.
(5) If you chose:
black, your life will change direction very well!!!
white, you have A friend is willing to do anything for you, you may not know.
(6) He is your best friend.
(7) This is your life, the number of close friends.
(8) Gary ~ ~ ~: You are an adventurous person.
Florida ~ ~ ~: You are a lazy people. ;
(9) If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal, and very conservative. ;
sea: you also love a lot of people, but also very much hope that the people you love happy.
(10) If you reprint this log, your wish will be implemented on the next birthday!!! Go Action!!!
We all have to evolve ~ ~ ~ ~ E
11 human illnesses were singled out ~ ~ human evolution is not perfect ~ ~ now hope to contribute to the evolution of mankind, huh ~ ~ ~
; 1. his head while on the death of brain cells in hypoxia
head structure is not suitable for high-speed vehicles, aircraft and high-speed operation of amusement park toys dangling. In addition, once the lack of oxygen, brain cells does not take long for death. The epaulette shark brain even if the oxygen for one hour, may still be the life of mind.
2. easy to damage the ear canal is difficult regeneration of hair cells in the human ear canal
on auditory hair cells is critical, but these cells are also easily damaged by loud sounds, which damage hearing. If we have ears like a bird, the bird will automatically regenerated hair cells.
3. teeth and mouth, choking on the teeth by eating too many old
reason why we are choking because the mouth is also the entrance of food and air.
grow in front of a security if the tube is like a filter, it can block the food, while keeping the air moving. Humans have 20 teeth enough, basically useless wisdom teeth but still
4.
too narrow view of human eyes to see anything, we need the middle of the light through the retina a small place, which led to the vision of human beings than other animals is narrow. If there is a broader human retinal photoreceptors receiving surface, not only to enhance night vision, more to see while playing multi-angle flying football.
5. Also, hidden behind too much too long neck
the human nervous system and neck injuries are the most vulnerable part, has chosen a very important possession of the nervous system, once the subject of these important neural loss, we will break down. So then the neck should in fact have evolved shorter, of course not the best neck, but it was like a gorilla.
6. heart
not self-healing capabilities of human liver can repair itself, but the heart can not. Let the heart with liver regeneration would be a major medical breakthrough. In addition, the heart also need a new vessel, that is, the growth of blood vessels can be automatically available from the embolization at the bypass, continue to play an oxygen function.
7. elbow
a length of the exposed nerve a few centimeters to a length near the elbow nerve, is the result of human evolution, but it is left exposed, without adequate protection, it is vulnerable to injury. If it grows inside of your elbow, this problem does not exist.
8. inflammation of the appendix is useless old
appendix also what to use, it has not clear, but once it is inflammatory, but extremely painful, and even endanger your life.
9. genitals testicles can evolve into the body like a male's testicles
left exposed, very vulnerable to injuries. The women's vagina and urethra was too close to the anus, it is easy to be infected. If the evolution of testes into the body, and has a cooling function, then it is not easily injured, and can effectively protect human fertility.
10. knee cartilage repair
knee wear hard all his life under enormous pressure, cartilage subjected to wear, difficult to repair itself. Spring in the other amazing animals, thanks to their perfect legs structure, can greatly reduce the energy for running.
11. foot
lack of shock absorption structure of our lack of shock-absorbing function of the foot, caused by the impact of walking will be directly transmitted to the knees and hips. If the length of the foot and then a layer of fat or collagen, our body even more perfect.
; 1. his head while on the death of brain cells in hypoxia
head structure is not suitable for high-speed vehicles, aircraft and high-speed operation of amusement park toys dangling. In addition, once the lack of oxygen, brain cells does not take long for death. The epaulette shark brain even if the oxygen for one hour, may still be the life of mind.
2. easy to damage the ear canal is difficult regeneration of hair cells in the human ear canal
on auditory hair cells is critical, but these cells are also easily damaged by loud sounds, which damage hearing. If we have ears like a bird, the bird will automatically regenerated hair cells.
3. teeth and mouth, choking on the teeth by eating too many old
reason why we are choking because the mouth is also the entrance of food and air.
grow in front of a security if the tube is like a filter, it can block the food, while keeping the air moving. Humans have 20 teeth enough, basically useless wisdom teeth but still
4.
too narrow view of human eyes to see anything, we need the middle of the light through the retina a small place, which led to the vision of human beings than other animals is narrow. If there is a broader human retinal photoreceptors receiving surface, not only to enhance night vision, more to see while playing multi-angle flying football.
5. Also, hidden behind too much too long neck
the human nervous system and neck injuries are the most vulnerable part, has chosen a very important possession of the nervous system, once the subject of these important neural loss, we will break down. So then the neck should in fact have evolved shorter, of course not the best neck, but it was like a gorilla.
6. heart
not self-healing capabilities of human liver can repair itself, but the heart can not. Let the heart with liver regeneration would be a major medical breakthrough. In addition, the heart also need a new vessel, that is, the growth of blood vessels can be automatically available from the embolization at the bypass, continue to play an oxygen function.
7. elbow
a length of the exposed nerve a few centimeters to a length near the elbow nerve, is the result of human evolution, but it is left exposed, without adequate protection, it is vulnerable to injury. If it grows inside of your elbow, this problem does not exist.
8. inflammation of the appendix is useless old
appendix also what to use, it has not clear, but once it is inflammatory, but extremely painful, and even endanger your life.
9. genitals testicles can evolve into the body like a male's testicles
left exposed, very vulnerable to injuries. The women's vagina and urethra was too close to the anus, it is easy to be infected. If the evolution of testes into the body, and has a cooling function, then it is not easily injured, and can effectively protect human fertility.
10. knee cartilage repair
knee wear hard all his life under enormous pressure, cartilage subjected to wear, difficult to repair itself. Spring in the other amazing animals, thanks to their perfect legs structure, can greatly reduce the energy for running.
11. foot
lack of shock absorption structure of our lack of shock-absorbing function of the foot, caused by the impact of walking will be directly transmitted to the knees and hips. If the length of the foot and then a layer of fat or collagen, our body even more perfect.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
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